I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open