We're All Mad Here.

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

pridefulvanity:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

dancingqueen707:

niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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It made me so happy

(Source: sixsteen)

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

h0llow3yes:

johnlock-consulting-husbands:


This actually always made me really upset

I’m thirty now, and this still really upsets me.

;(
dyspnoeic:

ellaamelia:

Story of my life


Tagged/me
reclusive-maniac:

Happy Easter! 

legfruit:

tips for uni!!

- i don’t have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

traumachu:

LOOK AT THE LIL FLUFF LOOKING AT ANOTHER LITTLER TINY PUFF
jensenjugulate:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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this gets wilder every time i read it